Sea Kitten

There was an item on the news this morning that PETA wants fish to start being called sea kitten because they feel that it shows the warm cuddly nature of fish better. I want to know what type of fish the PETA people have seen that are warm and cuddly, as those are not the primary adjectives that come to my mind for fish, but this is not the first time that I have felt that PETA has never been closer to an animal than the Bronx Zoo. I must say that PETA has won on this one though, when asked what she would like for lunch, Grandma said that a sea kitten sandwich sounded tasty. We will no longer eat tuna in this house, from now on it is sea kitten all the way!

Actually, we will be picking up Oscar and Cindy (our pigs) Monday from their extreme makeovers and personality adjustments, so sea kitten will become a rare treat around here. What would PETA think about the fact that we had Goose's trophy (Best of Show Poultry at our county fair in August) sitting right next to her on the Christmas dinner table?